Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.

What can happen to me?’ So he stays………….

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo – Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of Serbo – Croat but what do I have to lose?’
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’

Calmly, Mr. Singh turns to the other candidate and says,
`kidhaaan paajii ?
… The other candidate answers ‘vadiya paaji, tusi daso !!

ONCE ,an old man waz sitin on a bench of a garden with his 25 years old son … thr waz a tree beside the bench. old man saw a bird sitin on the tree … he asked the son watz ths ?? son rplied its crow … the old man again askd watz ths?? son said, i already told u that itz crow … the old man again asked watz this??

son angrily said are u deaf or mad papa … ?? how many times to tell u its a crow cant u understand …?? Old man patiently replied .. ‘ my dear son wen u wre 5 years old, u askd me 174 times the same question that watz ths … i everytime replied with a kiss that is a crow !! nw i askd u three times nd u wre irritated … its the diff b/w the luv of parents nd the luv frm children!! so pls do ur duty wen ur parents are depndnt on u … dunt hurt dem … LUV UR PARENTS .. )

Dona€™t miss even a single worda€¦. Ita€™s Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand anda€¦..
Prof:A So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof:A Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof:A Is God all-powerful?
Student:A Yes..
Prof:A My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didna€™t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof:A You cana€™t answer, can you? Leta€™s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student:A Yes.
Prof:A Is Satan good?
Student:A No.
Prof:A Where does Satan come from?
Student:A Froma€¦.Goda€¦
Prof:A Thata€™s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:A Yes.
Prof:A Evil is everywhere, isna€™t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student:A Yes.
Prof:A So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof:A Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, dona€™t they?
Student:A Yes, sir.
Prof:A So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof:A Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, sona€¦Have you ever seen God?
Student:A No, sir.
Prof:A Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student:A No, sir.
Prof:A Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student:A No, sir. Ia€™m afraid I havena€™t.
Prof:A Yet you still believe in Him?
Student:A Yes.
Prof:A According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesna€™t exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student:A Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof:A Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student:A Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof:A Yes.
Student:A And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof:A Yes.
Student:A No sir. There isna€™t.
(The lecture the after becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student:A Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we dona€™t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we cana€™t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student:A What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof:A Yes. What is night if there isna€™t darkness?
Student :A Youa€™re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing lighta€¦..But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and ita€™s called darkness, isna€™t it? In reality, darkness isna€™t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldna€™t you?
Prof:A So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:A Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof:A Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:A Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science cana€™t even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof:A If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student:A Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student:A Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student:A Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professora€™s brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
StudentA : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professora€™s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof:A I guess youa€™ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student:A That is it sira€¦ The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

a€¦.this is a true story, and the
student was none other than a€¦a€¦.

APJ Abdul Kalam, the former President of India.

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If you type “google gravity” and then click “I’m feeling lucky” on Google, the entire page will lose it’s gravity and you get to play with it.

If you type “elgooG” and then click “I’m feeling lucky” on Google, will take you to a Google website that is completely backwards.

This backwards version of the ultra-popular search engine will come up directly if you click the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button instead of “Google Search.” The site was originally created just for fun, but has actually become quite useful in China after Google was banned there.

If you type “Google pacman” and hit “im feeling lucky” then instead of “Doodle”(Google Logo), you will find Pacman Game created by Google. Click on “Insert Coin” (which is at place of Im feeling lucky button) button and you can play 1 player pacman. Double click to play 2 player version of same Game.

Google replaced doodle by Pacman Game on its 30th anniversary.

Type “Find chak norris” and hit “Im feeling Lucky”. You will get very interesting result.

Type “Google Easter Eggs” and hit “Im feeling Lucky”, You will find a special Google Game especially for you.

Type “Early Google” and hit “Im feeling lucky”, you will get Google History Milestones.

Type “Google Heart Page” and hit “Im feeling lucky”, and play with your heart.

Fauja SinghA (born April 1, 1911) is aA Sikh marathon runnerA who is now over 100 years old. He is originally from India but has lived in the UK since 1992. He is a world-record holder in his age bracket in various sporting categories. He is Britaina€™s most popular Sikh in his 100a€²s. He has set various marathon records in the over 90a€²s and over 100a€²s categories. There are, it seems, no limits to the human spirit.

In 2004, he was featured in an advertising campaign for sportswear manufacturer Adidas.

In October 2011,A Fauja Singh travelled to Canada to run in the Scotiabank Toronto Waterfront Marathon. As preparation for the marathon, on Thursday, October 13, 2011, he ran eight world record times for his age group in less than five hours at Scarborougha€™s Birchmount Stadium track in Toronto (Ontario, Canada), from distances as short as 100 metres to as long as 5,000 metres.

Running the 42 or so kilometres would tax even a well-trained long- distance runner, but it seems to be just another record for Mr Singh. Remarkably, Mr Singh took up running just 11 years ago, after the death of his wife and son. Indeed, till the 1960s, when he moved to the UK, he was a farmer in India.

His timing was eight hours, 25 minutes and 16 seconds, and he came ahead of five other competitors, obviously younger to him. He had done the same course in 2003 in just five hours and forty minutes, but he was only 92 years old then.

Mr Singh says that his stamina comes from ginger curry, tea and positive thinking.

His motto is: Be grateful for everything you have, stay away from negative people, stay smiling and keep running.

Google ad sense is one of the top ways to make money online. And without a doubt one of the best first monetization options any newbie bloggers/webmaster considers. I think most people are drawn to ad sense because of a couple of thing. Its easy to set up, it’s well-known and has been around for a log long time, and many people are already making unbelievable amounts of money with ad sense. But really, how much money can you make with ad sense, how much is possible?

Your ad sense Earnings will depend on several factors, such as your blog or website traffic (Impression), your blog/website contents, your ad sense implementation (Number of Add unit/Link unit used, Add unit placement, Add formats, Add Colors, Add Placement, Add filtering etc). However it’s important to remember that it takes time to build up your income.

One of the most important factors in how much money you can make with ad sense is your niche. Some niches are hot and very popular, therefore competitive. Advertisers pay Google more for showing those ads, therefore ad sense pays you more for each click generated from your site. One such a niche is Forex trading. There are keywords related to Forex that pay up to $100 per click! yes one click and you earn $100. However these are rare.

There is no one answer to how much you can earn from ad sense. Some ad sense users earn hundreds and even thousands of dollars per month. I know people who make a couple of thousand dollars a day from their ad sense optimized blogs. And then there are who make just a couple of dollars or less a day with ad sense. As I said it depends on verity of things.

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When you are printing a document from Microsoft Word, the best way to save paper (and ink) is through narrowing the print margins and reducing the size of fonts.

Now if you are in a hurry and have no time to tweak these complex settings, Microsoft Word can do that for you in a click.

This option will also prevent printing of pages that contain little or no text.

All you have to do is open the Print Preview pane (Alt+Ctrl+I) and select the “Shrink One Page” setting – its called “Shrink to Fit” in previous versions of Microsoft Office.

Word will now try to condense the same document in lesser number of pages by slightly reducing the font size and paragraph / letter spacing.

Our life is full of stress. We take care of our face , our skin maybe our entire body to fight the stress but often forget our eyes - the most important and beautiful part of our body. Take a look at the important tips for your eyes:

1.If necessary, use eye drops 3 to 4 times a day to lubricate the eye; however, it is best to consult your ophthalmologist before putting any medicine on the eye.

2.Eat lots of spinach, leeks, blueberries (and fish) because all contain properties known to keep eyes healthy.

3.Use an umbrella or sunglasses to avoid prolonged exposure to sunlight.

For Healthy Eyes!!!!!!--- A Special Article

Snellen Eye ChartThey say that you should get your eyes checked every two years but if haven’t had the chance to see a doctor all this time, you can test your vision on your computer as well.

Of course these self eye tests are no substitute for visiting your doctor but if you follow the steps well, you may get some idea about how good (or bad) your vision is.

The Snellen Eye Chart

Most of us are familiar with the Snellen Chart that is made of rows of alphabets of different sizes – you read these letters from a distance, usually twenty feet, and the smallest row that you can recognize accurately indicates whether you have normal vision or not.

The various eye testing tools that are available online make use of the same Snellen chart.

Test your Eyesight Online

You should start with University at Buffalo’s IVAC tool. Use a physical ruler to measure the length of the line on the screen (the length will vary depending on your screen resolution). Also measure the distance of your eyes from the computer screen. Now read the row of letters on the screen and press ‘smaller’ to display more rows in decreasing sizes.

While performing the test, you need to cover one eye and when you have read all the characters from top-to-bottom, read them again but cover the other eye this time. When you can no longer read the letters, stop!

Another Flash based eye testing tool is hosted on thinkquest.org – this can work accurately only with computer monitors that are either 15”, 17” or 19” in size. Stand four feet from the screen and then follow the on-screen instructions. When the characters are no longer readable, hit the stop button and it will display your visual acuity.

Finally, if you are looking for more DIY solution, try this. Open the Snellen Chart image on your computer screen and measure the size of the big letter E using a ruler. Multiply that number by 2.838 and stand that far from the screen while taking the test. Now try reading the different letters, top to bottom, to check your vision.

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