Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.

What can happen to me?’ So he stays………….

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo – Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of Serbo – Croat but what do I have to lose?’
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’

Calmly, Mr. Singh turns to the other candidate and says,
`kidhaaan paajii ?
… The other candidate answers ‘vadiya paaji, tusi daso !!

ONCE ,an old man waz sitin on a bench of a garden with his 25 years old son … thr waz a tree beside the bench. old man saw a bird sitin on the tree … he asked the son watz ths ?? son rplied its crow … the old man again askd watz ths?? son said, i already told u that itz crow … the old man again asked watz this??

son angrily said are u deaf or mad papa … ?? how many times to tell u its a crow cant u understand …?? Old man patiently replied .. ‘ my dear son wen u wre 5 years old, u askd me 174 times the same question that watz ths … i everytime replied with a kiss that is a crow !! nw i askd u three times nd u wre irritated … its the diff b/w the luv of parents nd the luv frm children!! so pls do ur duty wen ur parents are depndnt on u … dunt hurt dem … LUV UR PARENTS .. )

Dona€™t miss even a single worda€¦. Ita€™s Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand anda€¦..
Prof:A So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof:A Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof:A Is God all-powerful?
Student:A Yes..
Prof:A My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didna€™t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof:A You cana€™t answer, can you? Leta€™s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student:A Yes.
Prof:A Is Satan good?
Student:A No.
Prof:A Where does Satan come from?
Student:A Froma€¦.Goda€¦
Prof:A Thata€™s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:A Yes.
Prof:A Evil is everywhere, isna€™t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student:A Yes.
Prof:A So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof:A Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, dona€™t they?
Student:A Yes, sir.
Prof:A So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof:A Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, sona€¦Have you ever seen God?
Student:A No, sir.
Prof:A Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student:A No, sir.
Prof:A Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student:A No, sir. Ia€™m afraid I havena€™t.
Prof:A Yet you still believe in Him?
Student:A Yes.
Prof:A According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesna€™t exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student:A Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof:A Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student:A Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof:A Yes.
Student:A And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof:A Yes.
Student:A No sir. There isna€™t.
(The lecture the after becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student:A Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we dona€™t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we cana€™t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student:A What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof:A Yes. What is night if there isna€™t darkness?
Student :A Youa€™re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing lighta€¦..But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and ita€™s called darkness, isna€™t it? In reality, darkness isna€™t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldna€™t you?
Prof:A So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:A Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof:A Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:A Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science cana€™t even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof:A If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student:A Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student:A Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student:A Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professora€™s brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
StudentA : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professora€™s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof:A I guess youa€™ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student:A That is it sira€¦ The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

a€¦.this is a true story, and the
student was none other than a€¦a€¦.

APJ Abdul Kalam, the former President of India.

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If you type “google gravity” and then click “I’m feeling lucky” on Google, the entire page will lose it’s gravity and you get to play with it.

If you type “elgooG” and then click “I’m feeling lucky” on Google, will take you to a Google website that is completely backwards.

This backwards version of the ultra-popular search engine will come up directly if you click the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button instead of “Google Search.” The site was originally created just for fun, but has actually become quite useful in China after Google was banned there.

If you type “Google pacman” and hit “im feeling lucky” then instead of “Doodle”(Google Logo), you will find Pacman Game created by Google. Click on “Insert Coin” (which is at place of Im feeling lucky button) button and you can play 1 player pacman. Double click to play 2 player version of same Game.

Google replaced doodle by Pacman Game on its 30th anniversary.

Type “Find chak norris” and hit “Im feeling Lucky”. You will get very interesting result.

Type “Google Easter Eggs” and hit “Im feeling Lucky”, You will find a special Google Game especially for you.

Type “Early Google” and hit “Im feeling lucky”, you will get Google History Milestones.

Type “Google Heart Page” and hit “Im feeling lucky”, and play with your heart.

Fauja SinghA (born April 1, 1911) is aA Sikh marathon runnerA who is now over 100 years old. He is originally from India but has lived in the UK since 1992. He is a world-record holder in his age bracket in various sporting categories. He is Britaina€™s most popular Sikh in his 100a€²s. He has set various marathon records in the over 90a€²s and over 100a€²s categories. There are, it seems, no limits to the human spirit.

In 2004, he was featured in an advertising campaign for sportswear manufacturer Adidas.

In October 2011,A Fauja Singh travelled to Canada to run in the Scotiabank Toronto Waterfront Marathon. As preparation for the marathon, on Thursday, October 13, 2011, he ran eight world record times for his age group in less than five hours at Scarborougha€™s Birchmount Stadium track in Toronto (Ontario, Canada), from distances as short as 100 metres to as long as 5,000 metres.

Running the 42 or so kilometres would tax even a well-trained long- distance runner, but it seems to be just another record for Mr Singh. Remarkably, Mr Singh took up running just 11 years ago, after the death of his wife and son. Indeed, till the 1960s, when he moved to the UK, he was a farmer in India.

His timing was eight hours, 25 minutes and 16 seconds, and he came ahead of five other competitors, obviously younger to him. He had done the same course in 2003 in just five hours and forty minutes, but he was only 92 years old then.

Mr Singh says that his stamina comes from ginger curry, tea and positive thinking.

His motto is: Be grateful for everything you have, stay away from negative people, stay smiling and keep running.

Google ad sense is one of the top ways to make money online. And without a doubt one of the best first monetization options any newbie bloggers/webmaster considers. I think most people are drawn to ad sense because of a couple of thing. Its easy to set up, it’s well-known and has been around for a log long time, and many people are already making unbelievable amounts of money with ad sense. But really, how much money can you make with ad sense, how much is possible?

Your ad sense Earnings will depend on several factors, such as your blog or website traffic (Impression), your blog/website contents, your ad sense implementation (Number of Add unit/Link unit used, Add unit placement, Add formats, Add Colors, Add Placement, Add filtering etc). However it’s important to remember that it takes time to build up your income.

One of the most important factors in how much money you can make with ad sense is your niche. Some niches are hot and very popular, therefore competitive. Advertisers pay Google more for showing those ads, therefore ad sense pays you more for each click generated from your site. One such a niche is Forex trading. There are keywords related to Forex that pay up to $100 per click! yes one click and you earn $100. However these are rare.

There is no one answer to how much you can earn from ad sense. Some ad sense users earn hundreds and even thousands of dollars per month. I know people who make a couple of thousand dollars a day from their ad sense optimized blogs. And then there are who make just a couple of dollars or less a day with ad sense. As I said it depends on verity of things.

So, I would say the amount of money you can make with ad sense is up to you for the most part. But, there is no limit to how much you can make. If you choose the right niche, and commit yourself to providing quality and useful content to your readers, and work hard on doing all the SEO (Search Engine Optimization) works and the rest involved in making a blog successful, you are sure to make good money with ad sense. After all using Google ad sense is one of the top ways to make money online.

When you are printing a document from Microsoft Word, the best way to save paper (and ink) is through narrowing the print margins and reducing the size of fonts.

Now if you are in a hurry and have no time to tweak these complex settings, Microsoft Word can do that for you in a click.

This option will also prevent printing of pages that contain little or no text.

All you have to do is open the Print Preview pane (Alt+Ctrl+I) and select the “Shrink One Page” setting – its called “Shrink to Fit” in previous versions of Microsoft Office.

Word will now try to condense the same document in lesser number of pages by slightly reducing the font size and paragraph / letter spacing.

Our life is full of stress. We take care of our face , our skin maybe our entire body to fight the stress but often forget our eyes - the most important and beautiful part of our body. Take a look at the important tips for your eyes:

1.If necessary, use eye drops 3 to 4 times a day to lubricate the eye; however, it is best to consult your ophthalmologist before putting any medicine on the eye.

2.Eat lots of spinach, leeks, blueberries (and fish) because all contain properties known to keep eyes healthy.

3.Use an umbrella or sunglasses to avoid prolonged exposure to sunlight.

For Healthy Eyes!!!!!!--- A Special Article

Snellen Eye ChartThey say that you should get your eyes checked every two years but if haven’t had the chance to see a doctor all this time, you can test your vision on your computer as well.

Of course these self eye tests are no substitute for visiting your doctor but if you follow the steps well, you may get some idea about how good (or bad) your vision is.

The Snellen Eye Chart

Most of us are familiar with the Snellen Chart that is made of rows of alphabets of different sizes – you read these letters from a distance, usually twenty feet, and the smallest row that you can recognize accurately indicates whether you have normal vision or not.

The various eye testing tools that are available online make use of the same Snellen chart.

Test your Eyesight Online

You should start with University at Buffalo’s IVAC tool. Use a physical ruler to measure the length of the line on the screen (the length will vary depending on your screen resolution). Also measure the distance of your eyes from the computer screen. Now read the row of letters on the screen and press ‘smaller’ to display more rows in decreasing sizes.

While performing the test, you need to cover one eye and when you have read all the characters from top-to-bottom, read them again but cover the other eye this time. When you can no longer read the letters, stop!

Another Flash based eye testing tool is hosted on thinkquest.org – this can work accurately only with computer monitors that are either 15”, 17” or 19” in size. Stand four feet from the screen and then follow the on-screen instructions. When the characters are no longer readable, hit the stop button and it will display your visual acuity.

Finally, if you are looking for more DIY solution, try this. Open the Snellen Chart image on your computer screen and measure the size of the big letter E using a ruler. Multiply that number by 2.838 and stand that far from the screen while taking the test. Now try reading the different letters, top to bottom, to check your vision.

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There are umpteen numbers of video tools that are available online; which can do small editing tasks like editing and cutting-off desired scenes to something that can a little more that you could not think of. You can upload videos from your PC or from other compatible devices to edit, mix or enhance and share with others:

I thought of sharing few tools to edit videos online which might help you,

1. Jump cut:

This supports wide range of video formats but could be edited with a maximum file size of 100 MB only, which has the following features like adding videos from mobile and hard drive, add new images, add sound effects and add video titles with a number of other small operations that will enable you to share videos with special effects. The supporting files will include .mpg, .avi, .mov,.flv, .mpeg, .rm, .mp4, .wmv, and 3GP.

Jump Cut

2. Photobucket:

This is one of the most popular video editing online tool that supports a wide range of video files running for up to 10 minutes, and has a number of features like uploading of videos from PC stored on the hard drives, include captions, add background music to your videos, and add images. They also provide services like transition effect and sharing videos using online media. This will support files like .avi, .mov, .dv, .mpg, .mp4, .wmv and .asf.

Photobucket

3. One true Media:

Some of the supported file formats by this video editing tool will include .mpg, .mpeg, .mov, .avi, .wmv, and .mp4. While this do not restrict on the maximum file size, some of the interesting tweaks that you can do with this tool will include uploading videos stored in hard drive, music to play in the background of the video, adding images, include captions to the images, much more like permission to embed videos and transition effects.

One True Media

4. Muvee Mix:

This has restrictions on the type of videos that you could support, which will include .mpg, .mpeg, .avi and .wmv. Some of the worth mentioning features that will enable you to meddle with the videos will include more or less of the similar stuff like uploading from your PC to edit and cut videos, share them elsewhere, onsite video sharing, and apply custom video styles. This has a restriction on the size of the video file being up to 100Mb, and a free account that will allow you to try up to 10 videos.

Muvee Mix

5. iBloks:

Some of the supporting video formats for editing are .mpg, .mp4, .wmv, .avi, .mov, .m4v and .flv. This do not have size limitation of the video to be formatted, which is actually an advantage and you can do some of the common video editing functions like uploading videos that are stored in the hard drive, add images, background music, apply custom video styles, embed video elsewhere, video sharing, and much more.

iBloks

6. Eyespot:

This software restricts the editing of videos that are in the formats like .avi, .mpg, .mpeg, .mov, .divx, .wmv and .mp3 movies only. This video tool also supports a maximum file size of 100 mb only, while some of the interesting features include adding video headings or titles, allows uploading videos from both mobile and PC, creating sound effects and transition, sharing videos, add images, and much more.

Eyespot

Comments are appreciated!!

Toshiba is reportedly bringing its world’s thinnest 10-inch tablet to retail outlets on Tuesday. It was reported back in January that Toshiba was planning to launch world’s thinnest tablet.

The Japanese company recently announced that its thinnest and impressive Excite 10LE tablet will make debut in US on Tuesday, March 6. The device is only 0.3 inches thick and has a weight of 1.18 lbs. Moreover, the device is 0.04 inches slimmer than the 0.34 inches thick Apple’s iPad 2.

The tablet will be launched with Android 3.2 Honeycomb as its operating system, which is upgradable to latest Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich in the spring. Toshiba announced the device at the 2012 Consumer Electronics Show held in January. Since its announcement, the device has received massive hands-on reviews.

The slim device packs several impressive features. For instance, the device boasts off a powerful Texas Instruments OMAP 4430 dual-core mobile processor, dual-cannel memory, dual cameras- one on either side of the device and an impressive eight hours of battery life. In addition to these, the device also sports a 10.1-inch diagonal LED backlit widescreen display with scratch-resistant Corning Gorilla Glass.

It will be available in two variants – including 16GB priced at $530 and 32GB priced at $600.

Carl Pino, Vice President of Product Development at Toshiba America, said in a note, “Excite 10 LE embodies what a luxury tablet should be.” He further added, “We have engineered this tablet with premium materials and components, given it elegant yet durable styling and more connectivity options than any other tablet in its class, while fitting everything into an astonishingly thin and light design.”

As for connectivity is concerned, the device will offer several connectivity interfaces and ports, such as micro-USB and HDMI, a micro-SD slot to share content and files with other devices, Wi-Fi and Bluetooth.

Facebook is one of the things that has captured us and changed our browsing habits forever. This social networking site has become a global platform where you can showcase your talents and watch out what is happening the lives your friends and social circle.

Since its inception, Facebook has made a number of changes to its looks and personal profiles. Today we will be seeing and examining them.

1. Facebook Timeline:

This was the much awaited change in the F8 Conference that was held recently. The timeline is based on the principle of personal scrap book thereby giving you more freedom and flexibility on what you want to share with the world. The timeline gives you the facility of moving back in time and see the status, likes and applications that you have subscribed to in the past. There is a space for a large picture that you can use it to describe you. You can hide or feature stories on your timeline.

2. News Tickr:

This is constantly updating features that will appear in a small rectangular space on the upper right area. This news ticker is basically an activity stories that shows activities such as friends commenting on someone’s status or posts or somebody posted or subscribed to some apps.

3. Smart Lists:

This is another fantastic introduction from Zuckerburg and his clan. The main inspiration behind this feature is the circles that were introduced in the Google Plus project. The Smart Lists are capable sharing your posts and status with only a selected group of people. You can do this in past also but at that time you have to individually select or deselect people with whom you want to share your status and posts.
Facebook automatically creates the five lists for you which you can later on modify it. These lists are:
Close Friends: this list will have a list of suggestions of people that might become your close friends.
Acquaintances: People selected in this list will see your post occasionally.
Work: Add people who work with you
School: this is a self-populating list i.e. it will add on those people who have attended the same school as yours.

4. News Feeds:

The news feeds have been changed. There are no longer Top News and Recent Stories links at the top of your profile page. The news feed will now comprise of the status and updates from the friends you have subscribed to and other pages that you have liked. The Top Stories are indicated by a small blue triangle at the upper left corner of the news. Another improvement that has been done is that the news feeds are of larger size than before.

5. Subscription:

This feature allows you to get subscribed to the person that you admire personally. This is an attempt to make your profile more and more public. There is a subscribe button that you can click and then you will be able to receive all the updates and status of that person. If you have a number of follower or subscribers then it is always better to have a fan page instead.

Comments are appreciated!!